This is all stupid stuff. XP Because what the heck. None of it makes sense. It’s not supposed to.
Now keep in mind, this is all silly and stupid. :P
There was a zombie attack. They gathered weapons and killed their way through.
Survivors were found. Because there are stones left unturned.
Ethan did eventually get some… Both he and Blake were unwilling donors to repopulating.
Bhaalspawn was truly the target of all the girls and Blake.
Brittany was awesome. She took down zombies like no one’s business.
Tara killed a zombie with her bare damn hands.
Blake killed zombies while being a Large Ham, and looking fabulous at every second.
Bhaalspawn magically had a lightsaber to kill zombies with.
NintendoGal killed zombies with a steel pipe.
Ethan used a guitar to kill zombies with sound waves. Because magic.
Most of the time, the team sat around, rationed food, or did whatever.
Not once did NintendoGal speak to anyone after her declaration of how her family and friends being dead with her kept alive was a fate worse than death.
Ethan would’ve had his moment, but knowing that his favourite metal stars would never make more music made him sad. He didn’t have another moment after.
Blake was fabulous and so hammy. Because it’s his specialty.
Bhaalspawn declared himself the leader. No one protested.
More fighting them off.
More traversing along the barren wasteland.
It made NintendoGal wish that Respect The Wind was playing whenever they ran from tornadoes.
Brittany was still awesome.
Tara still came out on top.
Blake was fabulous.
Bhaalspawn was epic.
Ethan was cool.
NintendoGal was silent.
The survivors kept on with their uncertain future as the last beings on earth…